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06/17/2019

I'm Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot

Things are heating up here in the CI offices and while we try to cool off with we take a moment to respond to some of those rules questions you have sent us. They also make great paper fans after we have printed them out! So join us for this week's heated edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(06/17/2019)
I'm Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot
By Andrew Villarrubia
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06/10/2019

Going Horizontal

Modern Horizons is on the horizon and we have aligned our inbox with all of your questions. So once again we have put together a most contemporary collection of answers to those questions you have burning on your mind! So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(06/10/2019)
Going Horizontal
By Charlotte Sable
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06/03/2019

Just a Summer Break

School is winding down and the summer is starting to heat up. Here in the Cranial Insertion offices we are cooking up some of our famous answers to those fantastic and fun rules questions you keep divining for us! So join us in this week's all out extravaganza of exaltation in this edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(06/03/2019)
Just a Summer Break
By Nathan Long
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05/27/2019

Cranial Insertion's Memorial Day Sale

As we take some time to remember the fallen here in the US we also take some time to hit the shops and to build up our supplies to continue the fight! So read on as we answer all of those stubborn rules questions in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(05/27/2019)
Cranial Insertion's Memorial Day Sale
By Carsten Haese
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05/20/2019

Zombie Hunting for Fun and Profit

This week we begin to wax philosophically regarding the ever present question of zombies and their feelings. Do they feel? What are they feeling? When are they feeling these things? Or we could just focus on a bunch of rules questions surrounding everyone's favorite MtG tribe! So join us for this week's everliving edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more bandages!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(05/20/2019)
Zombie Hunting for Fun and Profit
By Andrew Villarrubia
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05/13/2019

WAR, What is it Good for?

The planeswalkers are fighting for the multiverse, Nicol Bolas has unleashed his massive army on the plane of Ravnica to destroy everything for power, glory, and the fun of it all! So we have once again brought you the tools you need in the form of answers to those burning rules questions, ro read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Though in the end we must remind ourselves the answer is Absolutely Nothing!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(05/13/2019)
WAR, What is it Good for?
By Charlotte Sable
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05/06/2019

Breaking News!

This just in from the plane of Ravnica, news of the war effort the valiant Oath of the Gatewatch is taking on Nicol Bolas as he unleashes his greatest scheme yet! To side in the war efforts we have prepared yet another article chock full of those rules answers you will need regardless of what side you are on! So join us for this week’s fighting good edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(05/06/2019)
Breaking News!
By Nathan Long
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04/29/2019

Ravnica: Endgame

This is it, the end is neigh! Doom upon us all, a curse o' both our houses! The Planeswalkers of the multiverse have gathered together on the plane of Ravnica to fight the ultimate fight! Bolas has unleashed his mighty plans and the world is aflame! With the War of the Spark prerelease in our rear view we take a peak at some of the upcoming cards and their rules interactions! So join us in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(04/29/2019)
Ravnica: Endgame
By Carsten Haese
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04/22/2019

Command & Conquer

The Brotherhood of Nod are closing in while we await final orders to help us crush them in final victory, bringing glory to the Global Defense Initiative! Gather the troops as we delve into yet another foray with our most dastardly foe once again! Read on in this week's commanding edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(04/22/2019)
Command & Conquer
By Charlotte Sable
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04/15/2019

Endings and Beginnings

We are proud to continue the tradition of answering your rules questions! So this article marks a new beginning for us here at the CI offices a new writer! So join us this week for another high quality romp through our inboxes, and let us all say welcome to Andrew!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(04/15/2019)
Endings and Beginnings
By Andrew Villarrubia
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04/08/2019

The Ten Writers

Moko has put together a special article for this week in celebration of CI's 14th anniversary! Using some time wimey magic to gather past writers to provide responses to those more recent questions you asked! So read on in this week's celebratory edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Moko (2 Comments)
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(04/08/2019)
The Ten Writers
By Moko
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04/01/2019

A Very Foolish Quiz

This week we are bringing you once again the answers to all those burning Ravnica rules questions you have been pouring into the CI offices! Wait... what is that? A quiz article you say? For April 1st? Is this a prank? No, okay then. Well then, folks, looks like we have another challenging quiz for you to test your mettle against with all the rules knowledge you have been building through CI articles! So read on in this week's silver lined edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(04/01/2019)
A Very Foolish Quiz
By Charlotte Sable
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03/25/2019

Spring into Action

Spring time is here once again and boy do we have the answer to all of those winder blues you are trying to shake off! So join us in all the exciting glory and detail that is this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion! Now if only I can find out what Moko is doing with all those springs.

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(03/25/2019)
Spring into Action
By Carsten Haese
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03/18/2019

Lost in the Library

This week we bring you the knowledge you seek from deep within the halls of the Azorious library. Seeking the rules knowledge we need in order to better play Magic since the inception of the guilds! So join us for this week's insightful edition of Cranial Insertion! Now if only we could find our way back to the CI offices...

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(03/18/2019)
Lost in the Library
By Nathan Long
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03/11/2019

Come Up to the Lab and See What's on the Slab

Welcome, welcome! Please do come right in, be sure to have filled out your Form A-35, Schedule C, as well as all the required NDA paperwork. Once inside we can discuss all of the work that Moko and the others have been so diligently working on recently! No, no, do not mind all that fine print on the paperwork it is nothing just some stuff our lawyers required is all! Do please, read on in this week's experimental edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(03/11/2019)
Come Up to the Lab and See What's on the Slab
By Charlotte Sable
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03/04/2019

Industrial Evolution

The Simic combine is at it again! This time Moko and the writers seem bound to have their application accepted, which makes for some interesting things in the CI Offices refrigerator. Nevertheless, we have put together yet another amalgamation of answers to your rules questions! So come on in and join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion. Just be carful if someone offers you something to eat while you visit, it might just bite back!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(03/04/2019)
Industrial Evolution
By Carsten Haese
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02/25/2019

Sponsored by the Senate

This week's article as part of paragraph 12 subsection 21, in conjunction with the defined rules of article writing on Ravnica paragraph 17 subsection 15, following the additional federated rules of publications paragraph 532 subsection 9, pursuing to the by-laws of electronic transmission of written works paragraphs 21, 42, and 73 subsections 51, 34, and 12, in accordance with the regulations for disseminating truthful information to the populace paragraphs 71 and 432 subsections 83 and 27, along with the addendum to the statues of communication using non magical means paragraph 68 subsections 28 and 21 under the ordinances of the use of physical interactions as defined by the universe paragraphs 900 and 2135 subsections 31 and 56 set forth by the guidelines as stated in recent memoranda to the laws and statues of the plane of Ravnica we the Azorious Senate hereby condemn the article known as Cranial Insertion and anyone who considers reading it as unfit for consumption based upon the illegibility and flagrant use of zombified monkeys throughout. Those caught considering reading such content will be subject to punitive action to the fullest extent set forth by the laws listed as well as any other applicable laws set forth and pursuant to but not limited to those listed by the Azorious Senate.

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(02/25/2019)
Sponsored by the Senate
By Nathan Long
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02/18/2019

Who Wants to Be the Living Guildpact?

With Jace missing in action, a replacement for the Living Guildpact must be found ASAP! Join us this week for a rollicking Ravnica quiz and find out if you're suited for the task in this edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (2 Comments)
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(02/18/2019)
Who Wants to Be the Living Guildpact?
By Charlotte Sable
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02/11/2019

My Punny Valentine

Valentines Day is around the corner here in the US and we are getting the ones we love all the answers to their burning rules questions. So gather your flowers, chocolates, and blankets and cozy up to the fire with your loved ones for the night and read on in this weeks dearest edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(02/11/2019)
My Punny Valentine
By Carsten Haese
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02/04/2019

Let's Start a Riot

Things are getting rowdy around the CI offices, Moko has begun to embrace his inner Gruul, I would have always thought a zombie monkey was more Golgari, but hey. Once again we have put together yet another article chock full of those exciting rules questions you most wanted answered. This week is yet again no exception, so read on in this week's rough and tumble edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(02/04/2019)
Let's Start a Riot
By Nathan Long
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01/28/2019

Allies, Allegedly

Ravnica Allegiance has released and we have all the answers to those pesky new rules questions that have been burning in the back of your mind. As you fight over which guild is cooler and ally with your friends to crush your enemies be sure to crack open this week's edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more gold cards! *No physical cards were harmed in the printing of this article.*

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(01/28/2019)
Allies, Allegedly
By Charlotte Sable
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01/21/2019

Pledge of Ravnica Allegiance

Ravnica Allegiance prereleases have just happened this weekend and we have some hot new cards in our hands to play with!!! So with that in mind we have some hot new questions that have been burning in your minds. No if only we can get the smell of burning out of the offices, who ever let Moko have a source of fire is going to be in big trouble right after we put them all out! So read on in this week's (Rakdos?) allied edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/21/2019)
Pledge of Ravnica Allegiance
By Carsten Haese
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01/14/2019

The Anticipation is Killing Me

The waiting is the hardest part sometimes. This week we continue taking a look at those questions you have wanted answers to for what seems an eternity now. You asked and we answered! So join us in this week's anticipated edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(01/14/2019)
The Anticipation is Killing Me
By Nathan Long
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01/07/2019

Running with Blades

Life is oh so brief, and the search for ways to extend it seem like something everyone seeks. To that end we have put together answers to those rules questions you have been wanting to know, so you can smash your opponents and extend your life (at least in games of Magic)! Now if we can just get Moko to sit still long enough to answer all the questions. So read on in this week's extraordinary edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(01/07/2019)
Running with Blades
By Charlotte Sable
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