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06/20/2016

Smashing!

All hail our new undead overlords! The Eternal Masters have arrived! We have a jam packed article this week chock full of questions resurrected from the archives! Awaiting your reading pleasure! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (2 Comments)
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(06/20/2016)
Smashing!
By Callum Milne
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06/13/2016

An Eternal Flame

Eternally answering your rules questions all then time every time! If only we could do something about Moko's eternal stench. Anyway join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(06/13/2016)
An Eternal Flame
By James Bennett
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06/06/2016

Where the Orange Barrels Bloom

or, Summer in Ohio

Watch your step! Summer is approaching and we have started to renovate our inbox as it is chock full of your rules questions. Pardon our construction, as we build out and update the infrastructure necessary to answer all of your rules questions and answers! So join us for this week's unyielding edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(06/06/2016)
Where the Orange Barrels Bloom
or, Summer in Ohio
By Carsten Haese
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05/30/2016

School's Out

School's out for summer, school's out for ever!! Wait, what not forever, just for the summer? Okay, well good thing they stopped Moko's plot with those incendiary devices. Summertime is upon us as school is ending; however, do not let that stop your learning of all those Magic rules and interactions!! So join us for this week's fact filled edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(05/30/2016)
School's Out
By Nathan Long
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05/23/2016

Modern Artistry

Ah, the modern times! With such wonderful artists as Piet Mondrian and Andy Warhol. Wait not those artists? Magic artists then, Anthony Palumbo, ... that is not it either?! Okay then, join us for this week's virtuosity of rules question and answers!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(05/23/2016)
Modern Artistry
By James Bennett
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05/16/2016

Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!

Tomorrow has arrived and we have all the answers to those questions you have been asking us from the future inboxes at the CI headquarters!!! And with that knowledge we have put together quite the article for you all of those burning questions you did not even know you had answered in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(05/16/2016)
Welcome to the World of Tomorrow!
By Callum Milne
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05/09/2016

Mamma Mia!

Mother's day has just passed by and we are celebrating with a mother load of your rules questions and answers! So join us as we pay homage to those mothers of Magic in this week's motherly edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(05/09/2016)
Mamma Mia!
By Carsten Haese
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05/02/2016

Solve My Mystery

Shadows over Innistrad has landed and clues abound! As we sift through the information we have been inundated with we respond to some of the more pressing questions you have on your mind! So join us for this week's sleuthing edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(05/02/2016)
Solve My Mystery
By Nathan Long
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04/25/2016

Weather Report

Spring is here again and the weather is bringing in the flowers! So we bring in this week's rules questions brought to us by none other than you! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (4 Comments)
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(04/25/2016)
Weather Report
By Callum Milne
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04/18/2016

Let Me Tax You a Question

Tax season is coming to a close in the US, but that is not stopping us from hiking the rates on your favorite questions. Though you might want to consult a real tax professional if you have not already filed your taxes. Now all we need to do is figure out what Moko did with ours. Join us for this week's excise free edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(04/18/2016)
Let Me Tax You a Question
By James Bennett
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04/11/2016

Triskaidekaphilia

How I Learned To Love the Number Thirteen

In the 13th office of the 13th floor of the 13th building on the 13th block of 13th St. with 13 questions on the 13th day of the 13th article of the 13th year in the 13th month!!?! Who writes this stuff about the number 13? Someone needs to get those thirteen typewriters away from Moko! Join us for this week's exciting edition Cranial Insertion, now full of thirteens!!

By Nathan Long (2 Comments)
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(04/11/2016)
Triskaidekaphilia
How I Learned To Love the Number Thirteen
By Nathan Long
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04/04/2016

Madness? This is Innistrad!

The insanity is all abound! While Innistrad is almost here with the frenzy of the prerelease in the books we have a new series of your questions which we have zealously answered! So join us and read on in this week's enthusiastic edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (7 Comments)
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(04/04/2016)
Madness? This is Innistrad!
By Carsten Haese
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03/28/2016

Hendecaphilia

Steel Thyself

Cranial Insertion is 11 years old! And we have a celebration for you, chock full of all your rules questions along with a host of answers! So come on in and grab some cake to enjoy while you read on, in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion.

By Callum Milne (1 Comment)
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(03/28/2016)
Hendecaphilia
Steel Thyself
By Callum Milne
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03/21/2016

Incredible Savings

Daylight saving time continues and Spring has sprung in the northern hemisphere while the countdown to Shadows over Innistrad continues, so join us for this week's sunny edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (3 Comments)
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(03/21/2016)
Incredible Savings
By James Bennett
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03/14/2016

Time Travel For Beginners

Better break out your sonic screwdriver and get ready with your rules questions! As the shadows begin to spread over. So join us for this week's timely edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (1 Comment)
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(03/14/2016)
Time Travel For Beginners
By Carsten Haese
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03/07/2016

LMGTFY

Or Let Me Gatherer That For You

Gathering up some of your rules questions and answers we are excited to present this weeks article. We have searched far and wide through all of your questions and answers to bring you yet another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (2 Comments)
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(03/07/2016)
LMGTFY
Or Let Me Gatherer That For You
By Nathan Long
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02/29/2016

Leap into Spring

Ramping up for the spring, the rain and the flowers! As spring is right around the corner we are leaping through the piles of questions in our inboxes to answer all of your rules questions! So join us for this week's budding edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(02/29/2016)
Leap into Spring
By Callum Milne
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02/22/2016

Null and Devoid

The Eldrazi menace is taking over every where! All of your mana base are now belong to us! With colorless spells abound we answer more of your exciting rules questions in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(02/22/2016)
Null and Devoid
By James Bennett
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02/15/2016

Roses Are Red

And Fireballs, Too

Hello and welcome to this year's Valentine edition of Cranial Insertion. Where we will be wooing you over with all the answers to the questions your heart most desired answered! So feel the love and join us for this week's impassioned edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(02/15/2016)
Roses Are Red
And Fireballs, Too
By Carsten Haese
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02/08/2016

All My Eldrazi

Couch surfing in the middle of the day for something good on TV, while the battle for Zendikar rages on. Wait, Moko stop switching the channels! Well might as well get some rules question and answer on since there is nothing good on to watch and the Eldrazi are outside devouring the plane! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion, now with more drama!

By Nathan Long (2 Comments)
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(02/08/2016)
All My Eldrazi
By Nathan Long
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02/01/2016

And Boy, Are My Arms Tired!

Flying high with yet another exciting set of your rules questions! Once again we take a look at interactions brought to us by Oath of the Gatewatch! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(02/01/2016)
And Boy, Are My Arms Tired!
By Callum Milne
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01/25/2016

Gated Community

Oath of the Gatewatch is out in the wild now! Moko is busy swearing his latest oath, not going in there to witness that mess. And here we are again with your rules questions ready to be answered! So join us as we continue to keep our oath in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (1 Comment)
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(01/25/2016)
Gated Community
By James Bennett
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01/18/2016

And Now My Gatewatch Begins

Under the Tree of Tales we make this pledge while the Bosk Banneret watches over us with the Fruit of the First Tree in hand. Just watch out for those Tree Monkeys over there. So join us as we pledge this oath to continue answering your rules questions in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (6 Comments)
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(01/18/2016)
And Now My Gatewatch Begins
By Carsten Haese
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01/11/2016

Snow is Overrated

We are inundated with snow here at the Cranial Insertion offices! As the snow continues to pile up we sally up to the fire and break out some of your rules questions to answer! So cozy on up to this week's mind warming edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(01/11/2016)
Snow is Overrated
By Nathan Long
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01/04/2016

Dragon in the New Year

It is a new year, brimming with opportunities to learn about new rules interactions. With our new year resolutions made, and our goals laid out before us we lay out this article chock full of your rules questions and answers! So read on in this year's first edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (2 Comments)
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(01/04/2016)
Dragon in the New Year
By Callum Milne
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