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06/01/2020

June-ish

Times flies when you're having fun! We've zoomed past May and we're into June already, and the Cranial Insertion offices are heating up with all the burning questions you've sent in. So sit back, relax, enjoy a cool drink and join us for this week's refreshing edition of Cranial Insertion.

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(06/01/2020)
June-ish
By Nathan Long
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05/25/2020

Akroma's Memorial Day Sale

or, Furiously Slashing Prices

Fire up the Improbability Drive! Break out those questions to life, the universe, and everything because we have the answers! 42 of course! Well, that is to Magic related rules we have all the answers! So join us for another improbably good edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(05/25/2020)
Akroma's Memorial Day Sale
or, Furiously Slashing Prices
By Carsten Haese
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05/18/2020

Mutation Nation

The giant monsters are warping and mutating everything around them. The plane of Ikoria is bursting with a feverish energy altering the very fundamental DNA of its inhabitants! We have taken some of that energy and applied it to those pesky rules questions you have desired for answers! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(05/18/2020)
Mutation Nation
By Charlotte Sable
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05/11/2020

Neon Genesis Mutate a Lion

The monsters of Ikoria are roaming and we have consulted with the Dead Sea Scrolls, while Seele continues to plot and scheme. If only we had someone like the first child to call upon and save us, alas we are going to have to rely on our vast rules knowledge to answer these questions! So join us for this week's mega edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(05/11/2020)
Neon Genesis Mutate a Lion
By Andrew Villarrubia
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05/04/2020

The Real Monster

The monsters of Ikoria have been unleashed and are morphing and mutating all that surrounds them! That includes the rules of Magic! So you have brought on a new onslaught of rules questions that we need to answer! So join us this week for yet another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(05/04/2020)
The Real Monster
By Nathan Long
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04/27/2020

Order of Operations (Ikoria Version)

or, Don't Touch the Sides

This week we take a look at some of the rules updates that Ikoria has brought in. So into the den of the monsters, we go as we take a deep dive into the section of the rules best known as layers! Join us in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Moko (0 Comments)
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(04/27/2020)
Order of Operations (Ikoria Version)
or, Don't Touch the Sides
By Moko
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04/20/2020

Destroy All Monsters (怪獣総進撃)

The monsters are coming! We have battened down our hatches, shored up our walls and windows! Settled down for the long haul, and cozied up to our fire with all of your rules questions. Grabbing all the rules answers we can to enhance our weaponry against the incoming onslaught of battle raged monsters! So join us for this week's monstrous edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(04/20/2020)
Destroy All Monsters (怪獣総進撃)
By Charlotte Sable
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04/13/2020

Overlook Hotel

All of this staying put and staying inside is starting to drive Moko insane, not that he ever really was to begin with! To that end we are trying to pacify him and save our offices, which are currently shuttered by the way. Hopefully when we return they are still in one piece! In the meantime we bring you yet another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion with all the rules question and answer knowledge you have come to know and love! Read on!

By Andrew Villarrubia (2 Comments)
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(04/13/2020)
Overlook Hotel
By Andrew Villarrubia
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04/06/2020

Strange Times

Even enforcing proper social distancing will not keep our articles from your inbox! A safe way to continue enjoying satiating your curiosity for rules Q&A! Cranial Insertion, is here to recuse your doldrums with all those answers you have been waiting for all week! So read on in this week's exciting edition, just remember to keep six feet from the zombie monkey at all times!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(04/06/2020)
Strange Times
By Nathan Long
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03/30/2020

Quizworld

It is that time again! Time to brush off your rules knowledge and test your skills with yet another one of those famous CI quiz articles! This week Moko has reached deep into the pool of knowledge to bring out some wonderful questions for you to take a crack at! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(03/30/2020)
Quizworld
By Carsten Haese
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03/23/2020

Welcome to the Isolation Zone

Staying inside and cozying up by the fire with one of your favorite online articles to read! That is right folks, it is that time of the week again, time for another exciting edition of Cranial Insertion. Hopefully the rest of the week is less exciting than this last one, Moko is getting a bit stir crazy from being locked inside all the time.

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(03/23/2020)
Welcome to the Isolation Zone
By Charlotte Sable
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03/16/2020

Magical Mystery Tour

We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks! I really need you to write, more questions that is, so we can continue answering them in our weekly article! This week we have an article jam packed with questions ab out the very popular mystery boosters! So join us to find out what might be inside in this week's explosive edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(03/16/2020)
Magical Mystery Tour
By Andrew Villarrubia
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03/09/2020

Catch Myth If You Can

Myths abound as we wade through the Plane of Theros where death can sometimes have no meaning! Planeswalkers and creatures are escaping the underworld onto the battlefield, oh my! Just like your rules questions are escaping from our inbox and into our article for this week! So join us for this week's otherworldly edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(03/09/2020)
Catch Myth If You Can
By Nathan Long
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03/02/2020

Unconceivable!

Unbelievable and undeniable yet another edition of those rules questions and answers you love has come into your life! Providing you with all of the unformation you can possibly handle with respect to rules of Magic the Gathering! So join us once again as we unravel the mysteries in this week's unquestionably excellent edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(03/02/2020)
Unconceivable!
By Carsten Haese
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02/24/2020

Into The Void

Due to some unforeseen circumstances, Moko somehow got his hands on the article and ate it this week. Join us next week for those rules questions and answers you know and love!

By Moko (0 Comments)
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(02/24/2020)
Into The Void
By Moko
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02/17/2020

Dead Presidents

Presidents Day is here in the US and we are celebrating our past presidents and all of their great accomplishments! No, Moko was never a president of the US, despite what "proof" he might offer. So join us as we celebrate by giving you the executive answers to all of those questions your friends have been filibustering all this time! So read on in this week's administrative edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (3 Comments)
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(02/17/2020)
Dead Presidents
By Andrew Villarrubia
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02/10/2020

Just Another Valentine's Day

Ah, l'amour! St. Valentine is hanging around once again and we here at the Cranial Insertion offices know what you love! That is answers to those rules questions burning in your hearts! We have packed this article full of questions that you have had a burning desire for a response! Join us for this week's lovely edition of Cranial Insertion, now with more hearts! P.S.: No zombie monkey hearts were used in the making of this article, nor did we charge Moko with obtaining actual hearts.

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(02/10/2020)
Just Another Valentine's Day
By Nathan Long
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02/03/2020

Groundhog Day, Again

It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. It is ground hog day, here in the US, and we have brought to you the best answers for those burning questions you have been asking. So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(02/03/2020)
Groundhog Day, Again
By Carsten Haese
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01/27/2020

Cranial Insertion Bests the Mailbag

Digging in after the release weekend for Theros Beyond Death we find our mailboxes have been stuffed by all of those questions you are dying to have answers for! So we took out our crowbars and pried those letters out of the box! Head on inside and join us for this weeks jam packed edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (1 Comment)
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(01/27/2020)
Cranial Insertion Bests the Mailbag
By Charlotte Sable
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01/20/2020

Jailbreak!

Theros Beyond Death previews are out and the prerelease is in the books! Cards are escaping from graveyards all over the multiverse and we are breaking out the best rules questions you had to ask! To celebrate inside we have cooked up all the answers you will need on your journey through the Nyx and beyond! So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Andrew Villarrubia (0 Comments)
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(01/20/2020)
Jailbreak!
By Andrew Villarrubia
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01/13/2020

...And They All Lived Happily Every After

Theros Beyond Death is just around the corner, so today we'll take one last look at the rules questions that Throne of Eldraine has to offer while it's still the current set, so join us in this week's fairy-tale ending edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(01/13/2020)
...And They All Lived Happily Every After
By Nathan Long
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01/06/2020

A Decadent Quiz

We are celebrating an anniversary this week, with Carsten having been with us for 10 years! So break out the party hats and piñatas! No put those back Moko, we do not need fireworks this time. Last time half the office was set on fire. So join us for a decathlon of quizzical inquiry in this week's base 10 edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/06/2020)
A Decadent Quiz
By Carsten Haese
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