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04/09/2018

Thirteen Candles

So this week we are bringing you another article jam packed with all those exciting answers to those rules questions you have burning in your mind! Now if only we can get Moko ro put down those matches.... join us for this week's bright edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(04/09/2018)
Thirteen Candles
By Carsten Haese
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03/12/2018

Spring Forward

Switching up the clocks and springing forward an hour, so with less sleep we are bringing you as many answers to your questions that we could jam into out 23 hour day! So join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(03/12/2018)
Spring Forward
By Carsten Haese
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01/15/2018

Take Me Down To Orazca City

The grass is green and the people sure are pretty here in Orazca City! Now we just have to keep Moko from making a mess so we do not get thrown out of here. Turns out they frown upon Zombie Monkeys here, who knew? I suppose there will be a measure of peace when we are gone, plundering all the rules knowledge we can from this place and bringing it to you in yet another edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/15/2018)
Take Me Down To Orazca City
By Carsten Haese
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04/17/2017

Sacred Cats

The Amonkhet prerelease is almost upon us and with it bringing us all the cats we can handle! However, before that we have another dose of rules questions brought to us by you the readers for your edification!!! So join us as we produce all the answers you requested and some cat-based puns along the way, in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(04/17/2017)
Sacred Cats
By James Bennett
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08/29/2016

Backstabbing, Scheming, and Intrigue

or, A Game of Thrones

Back to Paliano with the new set of Conspiracy released this past weekend. We bring you some new rules questions that have all the intrigue you desired. So plotting and planning we have designed this week's duplicitous edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(08/29/2016)
Backstabbing, Scheming, and Intrigue
or, A Game of Thrones
By Carsten Haese
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08/08/2016

Back Out in the Outback

Coming to you from the Land Down Under this week we present to you yet another article chock full of those rules questions and answers you had burning in the back of your minds. Fresh off of Pro Tour Eldritch Moon join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(08/08/2016)
Back Out in the Outback
By James Bennett
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06/06/2016

Where the Orange Barrels Bloom

or, Summer in Ohio

Watch your step! Summer is approaching and we have started to renovate our inbox as it is chock full of your rules questions. Pardon our construction, as we build out and update the infrastructure necessary to answer all of your rules questions and answers! So join us for this week's unyielding edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(06/06/2016)
Where the Orange Barrels Bloom
or, Summer in Ohio
By Carsten Haese
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04/18/2016

Let Me Tax You a Question

Tax season is coming to a close in the US, but that is not stopping us from hiking the rates on your favorite questions. Though you might want to consult a real tax professional if you have not already filed your taxes. Now all we need to do is figure out what Moko did with ours. Join us for this week's excise free edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(04/18/2016)
Let Me Tax You a Question
By James Bennett
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09/28/2015

Back to Zendikar

or, Snacks on a Plane

The Eldrazi are on the lose and eating everything in sight! So join the fight against them and arm yourself with all the rules knowledge you can handle. Join us for this appetizing edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (3 Comments)
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(09/28/2015)
Back to Zendikar
or, Snacks on a Plane
By Carsten Haese
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05/11/2015

Call me, May bee?

It is may and it might just be an exciting time in Magic the Gathering with Dragons possibly out and in full force and Modern Masters on the horizon. Well lets just see what could be in our mail bag from our readers and answer some of those exciting rules questions! So join us for this weeks potentially excessively exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (8 Comments)
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(05/11/2015)
Call me, May bee?
By James Bennett
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(01/19/2015)
Blast from the Past
or, Dragons, Dragons, Everywhere
By Eli Shiffrin
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01/12/2015

Ave, Lector!

Nos Submergere Saluto!

Here we are once again drowning in our sorrows as we wait for the Fate Reforged prerelease. So until its arrival we are going to submerge ourselves into yet another pile of your rules questions and answers! Join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion, now with more power!

By Callum Milne (8 Comments)
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(01/12/2015)
Ave, Lector!
Nos Submergere Saluto!
By Callum Milne
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01/05/2015

Five by Five

In this weeks edition we ring in the new year Cranial Insertion style. That means as we prepare to celebrate 10 years and Carsten celebrates 5 years we bring you your rules questions and answers once again in all their exciting glory!!! So join us for this weeks exciting edition!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(01/05/2015)
Five by Five
By Carsten Haese
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(08/04/2014)
Hail Hydra
or, Gentle Snowfall upon Hydrozoans
By Eli Shiffrin
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02/10/2014

Born to Be Godly

or, Delicious Pancaketheon

More wild questions are pouring into our inboxes. Join us this for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion. Now with blueberries!

By Eli Shiffrin (2 Comments)
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(02/10/2014)
Born to Be Godly
or, Delicious Pancaketheon
By Eli Shiffrin
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01/13/2014

The Snow Pillars of Hercules

or, Monday the Thirteenth

Ice and snow have buried us in here at the Cranial Insertion offices. Join us in our twelve trials of answering rules questions!

By Eli Shiffrin (5 Comments)
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(01/13/2014)
The Snow Pillars of Hercules
or, Monday the Thirteenth
By Eli Shiffrin
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12/05/2011

Planechase 2.0

Planeswalk over to another plane chasing edition of Cranial Insertion! With plenty of chaos triggers and rules questions for your enjoyment!

By Brian Paskoff (6 Comments)
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(12/05/2011)
Planechase 2.0
By Brian Paskoff
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11/14/2011

There are Games Besides Magic?

Come take some time away from dragon slaying and read about some other creature types! It is time for Cranial Insertion with all the rules fun you can handle!

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(11/14/2011)
There are Games Besides Magic?
By Brian Paskoff
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10/03/2011

The Morning Sun has Vanquished the Horrible Night

You know, the Japanese seem to think spelling 'Dracula' backwards is really clever for some reason.

By Brian Paskoff (0 Comments)
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(10/03/2011)
The Morning Sun has Vanquished the Horrible Night
By Brian Paskoff
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05/21/2007

Three Spheres for Sister Sara

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(05/21/2007)
Three Spheres for Sister Sara
By Tom Fowler
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03/26/2007

 

(03/26/2007)
Full Future Sight Spoiler!
or, Cotton Anniversary
By Eli Shiffrin
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