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02/18/2019

Who Wants to Be the Living Guildpact?

With Jace missing in action, a replacement for the Living Guildpact must be found ASAP! Join us this week for a rollicking Ravnica quiz and find out if you're suited for the task in this edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (2 Comments)
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(02/18/2019)
Who Wants to Be the Living Guildpact?
By Charlotte Sable
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10/08/2018

Around the Multiverse: From Atlantis to Zhalfir

Traveling around has once again brought us back to our offices with a mailbox chock full of your questions, so in order to alleviate that as well as provide you the answers you seek we have put together yet another exciting article for your reading pleasure! So read on in this week's voyage through Cranial Insertion!

By Charlotte Sable (0 Comments)
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(10/08/2018)
Around the Multiverse: From Atlantis to Zhalfir
By Charlotte Sable
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10/01/2018

Return to Return to Ravnica

The gates of Ravnica are right around the corner! With the prereleases having just finished our inboxes are stuffed to the guilds with questions! So gear up and ready your scrying crystals as we load up this article with all those burning answers to your questions. So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(10/01/2018)
Return to Return to Ravnica
By Nathan Long
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03/19/2018

A Brief History of Magic, Vol. 1

Magic is celebrating its 25th birthday with the release of Master 25, so this week we are breaking out your rules questions throughout the history of Magic! So join us in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (0 Comments)
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(03/19/2018)
A Brief History of Magic, Vol. 1
By Nathan Long
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12/05/2016

DEBT

It's not just a mnemonic anymore.

Straight to you from an undisclosed location, semi-live we are bringing you all the answers to your rules questions that you ever wanted to know and then some! Just do not trace this call... and you never heard from us, okay? So read on in this week's combative edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (5 Comments)
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(12/05/2016)
DEBT
It's not just a mnemonic anymore.
By Callum Milne
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11/14/2016

Masters of Commander

Commander 2016 is out now and here we are commanding our inbox. So join us as we cycle through that inbox and partner your questions with the answers that you desired! Read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Nathan Long (2 Comments)
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(11/14/2016)
Masters of Commander
By Nathan Long
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01/04/2016

Dragon in the New Year

It is a new year, brimming with opportunities to learn about new rules interactions. With our new year resolutions made, and our goals laid out before us we lay out this article chock full of your rules questions and answers! So read on in this year's first edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (2 Comments)
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(01/04/2016)
Dragon in the New Year
By Callum Milne
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11/23/2015

Food Coloring

Time to give thanks here in the US for all of those things that we have this year and that includes some spectacular rules questions and answers for you! So cozy up to the fire and read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (7 Comments)
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(11/23/2015)
Food Coloring
By James Bennett
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02/23/2015

Under Plowed

or, Don't Hire Goblin Digging Team

Buried under both snow and piles of rules questions we begin to dig our way out. If only Wizards had created Silver-Inlaid Shovels instead. Join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (0 Comments)
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(02/23/2015)
Under Plowed
or, Don't Hire Goblin Digging Team
By James Bennett
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(09/22/2014)
Release the Tarkirs!
or, Happy as a Clan
By Eli Shiffrin
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03/31/2014

Souvenirs from Cincinnati

We have some exciting rules questions and answers for you this week, hot off the floor of the recent GP in Cincinnati! Now if I can only figure out how to get those chilli stains out of my bag.

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(03/31/2014)
Souvenirs from Cincinnati
By Carsten Haese
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03/24/2014

I Got Ninety-Nine Problems

Moko is at it again tanning some bunnies that apparently have been stuffed inside his head forcibly by one of the Cranial Insertion experiments. Maybe we can make a belt from the hides as our anniversary gift. So join us on this our ninth anniversary edition for some exciting rules Q&A!

By Callum Milne (6 Comments)
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(03/24/2014)
I Got Ninety-Nine Problems
By Callum Milne
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03/17/2014

Time and Ides Wait for No Man

Ah, spring is in the air and it is that time of year again! Et tu, Brute? I guess he got tired of waiting for more rules questions. Well join us this week to quench your thirst for knowledge in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (2 Comments)
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(03/17/2014)
Time and Ides Wait for No Man
By James Bennett
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02/03/2014

Born to be Wild

Wrapping up the prerelease we begin heroically answering the nascent rules questions for Born of the Gods! Using our crystal balls we scry the answers for your reading pleasure. I think all this power is going to Moko's head though, watch out he is becoming monstrous!

By Carsten Haese (0 Comments)
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(02/03/2014)
Born to be Wild
By Carsten Haese
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01/20/2014

Old and Busted

Not the New Hotness

Top coat, top hat, black shades, white gloves, lookin' sharp and looking for rules answers! They come running just as fast as they can. 'Coz every creature is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed planeswalker.

By Callum Milne (0 Comments)
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(01/20/2014)
Old and Busted
Not the New Hotness
By Callum Milne
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11/11/2013

This Article Is Brought To You By The Number 11

Eleven days into the eleventh month at the eleventh hour, bringing the banner of peace with rules questions scrawled all over it. Read on in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(11/11/2013)
This Article Is Brought To You By The Number 11
By Carsten Haese
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10/21/2013

The Gods Must Be Crazy

or, Devotion to Soda Bottles

Insanity in the Cranial Insertion office and Moko feels at home running amok with the gods of Theros. Read on with this weeks divinely crazy edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (6 Comments)
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(10/21/2013)
The Gods Must Be Crazy
or, Devotion to Soda Bottles
By Eli Shiffrin
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09/30/2013

Three-Keyword Pile-Up

Theros is here and the questions just keep on coming! Join us as we navigate through our congested inbox in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (1 Comment)
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(09/30/2013)
Three-Keyword Pile-Up
By Callum Milne
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09/23/2013

Dawn of the Gods

or, Welcome to Theros

The light is just breaking over the horizon and the eternities are starting to stir! Along with the rules questions in this weeks exciting pre-Theros edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (10 Comments)
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(09/23/2013)
Dawn of the Gods
or, Welcome to Theros
By Eli Shiffrin
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08/05/2013

Twenty Questions

or, Forty Answers

It's 20 years in the making! Magic is 20 years old and we are celebrating with a trivia article. So come test your knowledge and learn something about Magic's history, in this edition of Cranial Insetion!

By Moko (1 Comment)
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(08/05/2013)
Twenty Questions
or, Forty Answers
By Moko
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07/08/2013

Starred and Spangled

Celebrating the passing of the day of independence of the U.S. with a super special Boros, Azorius, and Izzet article! What is that... we are still covering all the guilds? Anyway, join us for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (4 Comments)
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(07/08/2013)
Starred and Spangled
By James Bennett
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06/17/2013

Summer Is Coming

or, Winter in the Southern Hemisphere

The seasons are heating up (or cooling down, depending on where you are), and so are the rules question! Join Eli with this weeks scorching hot, or freezing cold, edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (5 Comments)
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(06/17/2013)
Summer Is Coming
or, Winter in the Southern Hemisphere
By Eli Shiffrin
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06/10/2013

Breaking the Mold

Creeping or oozing molds always find a way to keep growing. Just like our question and answer repitiore! Join us for some not so old questions in this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (5 Comments)
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(06/10/2013)
Breaking the Mold
By James Bennett
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06/03/2013

Bait // Switch

Or, Never Trust A Trailer

The masters of Modern are coming... Wait, what is that? Next time? Okay, well, Callum has a host of excellent rules questions anyway! So join us for this exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Callum Milne (3 Comments)
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(06/03/2013)
Bait // Switch
Or, Never Trust A Trailer
By Callum Milne
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04/15/2013

 

(04/15/2013)
Spoiled rotten
By James Bennett
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04/01/2013

Happy April Fools' Day!

Welcome everyone it is that time of year again, time for our annual article on Dual Masters! Hah, April fools! Read on with this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Carsten Haese (10 Comments)
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(04/01/2013)
Happy April Fools' Day!
By Carsten Haese
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03/25/2013

Not gold or silver

It's our anniversary here and we are partying it up like it is 1999! So join us with all the rules question fun in this celebratory edition of Cranial Insertion!

By James Bennett (4 Comments)
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(03/25/2013)
Not gold or silver
By James Bennett
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03/18/2013

Things of Spring

or, This Article Contains No Snakes

St. Patrick's Day has just passed and Spring is in the air. Uh, oh the snakes are gathering again, better call in the Sakura-Tribe Elder to wrangle them up. Read on for this weeks snakeless edition of Cranial Insertion!

By Eli Shiffrin (8 Comments)
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(03/18/2013)
Things of Spring
or, This Article Contains No Snakes
By Eli Shiffrin
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03/11/2013

Gates Crashed

With the guild gates all smashed up, and no more guilds to cover, we return to our regular rules answering schedule. So come on in to this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion, just mind the rubble.

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(03/11/2013)
Gates Crashed
By Carsten Haese
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(02/25/2013)
A Strange Week for Grak
By Laurie Cheers
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02/04/2013

Fast and Furious

Attention! Everyone line up! Time for inspection! Cranial Insertion Style, with the Boros Legion! Join Carsten this week as he takes us through righteous rules questions!

By Carsten Haese (2 Comments)
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(02/04/2013)
Fast and Furious
By Carsten Haese
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(01/28/2013)
Raining Rats and Frogs
or, Crashing Some Gates
By Eli Shiffrin
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(01/04/2010)
The Return of Pamplemouse
or, A New Writer for a New Year
By Carsten Haese
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07/02/2007

Enchant Dead Creature

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(07/02/2007)
Enchant Dead Creature
By Tom Fowler
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06/18/2007

 

(06/18/2007)
Those Crazy Teenagers
or, It's That Simple
By Eli Shiffrin
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(01/01/2007)
We'll Take a Couple Questions Yet
or, And There's an Answer, My Trusty Fiere
By Eli Shiffrin
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08/14/2006

DQ or Not DQ?

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(08/14/2006)
DQ or Not DQ?
By Tom Fowler
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07/31/2006

Questions of Climate Change

By Thijs van Ommen (0 Comments)
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(07/31/2006)
Questions of Climate Change
By Thijs van Ommen
Translations: English 
06/19/2006

All Questions Great and Small

By Thijs van Ommen (0 Comments)
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(06/19/2006)
All Questions Great and Small
By Thijs van Ommen
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(06/12/2006)
And Thou Shalt Come to Judge
or, At Least Try to Judge
By Eli Shiffrin
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04/24/2006

A Dissident Is Here

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(04/24/2006)
A Dissident Is Here
By Tom Fowler
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(11/14/2005)
(Kinda) (Sorta) Live from LA!
or, The World Needs More Internet
By Eli Shiffrin
Translations: English 
10/24/2005

Bring Out Your Dead

By Thijs van Ommen (0 Comments)
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(10/24/2005)
Bring Out Your Dead
By Thijs van Ommen
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10/10/2005

Matters of State

By Tom Fowler (0 Comments)
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(10/10/2005)
Matters of State
By Tom Fowler
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10/03/2005

That One with All the Pictures

By Thijs van Ommen (0 Comments)
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(10/03/2005)
That One with All the Pictures
By Thijs van Ommen
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